The above photo started a discussion about flex pens and that started a discussion about Noodler’s fountain pens and how I don’t have a single Noodler’s fountain pen that works like I’d hoped.
Feeling inspired, I found all of my Noodler’s fountain pens and a container of one of my most reliable inks – Pilot Iroshizuku’s Fuyu-syogun.
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| Noodler’s Konrad Flex Fountain Pen – Clear |
This one accepted the ink easily. I love the blind cap covering the twisty thing for the piston. If you’ve ever accidentally twisted a twisty thing and gotten ink all over the place, you know what I’m talking about here.
How’d it write?
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| Noodler’s Konrad Flex – Writing Sample |
Yeah. No.
I tried. I did a little scribbling, a little shaking. I gave the piston a little twist. I looked at the alignment of the thing to the other thing. Yeah. No.
Moving right along . . .
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| Noodler’s Nib Creaper Flex Fountain Pen – Yellow and Blue |
The Nib Creaper is super-slim and has a great ink window – stylish and functional. I love the way they look.
How do they write?
Yellow first . . .
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| Noodler’s Nib Creaper Flex – Writing Sample |
It started out so well, but quickly became inconsistent. In the image above, it’s easy to see that the writing is darker at the top of the page and lighter as I near the end of the top paragraph. There were also some hard starts. The flow just wasn’t right.
You know what makes me crazy? Inconsistent fountain pens. Work or don’t work, darn you!
Let’s look at the blue version . . .
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| Noodler’s Nib Creaper Flex – Writing Sample |
OK! Alrighty! The blue Noodler’s Nib Creaper (why is it named that??) is kind of nice! It writes, it’s fairly smooth a bit of happy feedback. It flexes! And it recovers quickly from railroading – very nice!
I’m going to call this one a win. For those keeping score, that is one win out of three pens.
Let’s keep going . . .
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| Noodler’s Konrad Flex Fountain Pen |
A black version of the Konrad Flex. Love that big ink window and, again, a blind cap protecting the piston’s twisty thing.
How’s it write?
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| Noodler’s Konrad Flex – Writing Sample |
Wait. What?
This pen wouldn’t take up the ink. I tried several times, several different ways. I took the thing out of the other thing, adjusted it a bit, and tried again. No go.
I don’t know.
Fail.
What’s next?
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| Noodler’s Ahab Flex Fountain Pen – Clear Demonstrator |
Pretty sure the Ahab is the biggest of the Noodler’s pens. It fills with a plunger mechanism (fancy!) and looks like it could easily be converted to an eyedropper (but don’t quote me on that).
This is a pen I’ve reviewed in the past.
The ink sucked right up into the pen and I was feeling hopeful.
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| Noodler’s Ahab Flex – Writing Sample |
The Ahab wrote decently – until I started flexing the nib.
Does it work as I’d hoped? No.
What’s the score now? Is anyone keeping track?
Argh.
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| Noodler’s Konrad Flex Fountain Pen – Red |
This pen is pretttttty. I really really wanted it to write well.
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| Noodler’s Konrad Flex – Writing Sample |
Score!!
It wrote fine! Passed all but the hardest of the hard flexes. Seems like it recovered well from the over-flex. I like it! Thank goodness because it really is a looker. In fact, when Mr. Pentulant saw it, he asked, “Are you sure that’s a Noodler’s?” Ha!
I set all of the pens aside overnight and came back to them the next morning. How’d they do?
You’ll notice that the two pens that didn’t write the night before, didn’t write the next morning. No surprise there (especially since one of them didn’t have ink..ha).
That’s that.
Here’s the final score:
Win – 2
Lose – 4
Seriously.
To the defense of Noodler’s for a moment . . . These pens are made to be tinkered with. If you’re a fiddler and you want to fiddle, maybe you’ll have more success than I have had.
I watched Brian Goulet’s video. I tried. I freakin’ tried (and then blamed myself? no.). I have come to the conclusion that I’m willing to tinker a little, but I mostly just want my pens to write when I pick them up. You know?
I’ve also concluded that Noodler’s pens are inconsistent as a whole. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if I went out to the living room, picked up the blue one, and it didn’t lay down a single line of ink. Likewise, that plunger-fill pen might just work today.
And it’s that inconsistency that I cannot stand. Noodler’s pens are not for me. Noodler’s inks are a different story!
OK, what do you think? Noodler’s pens – love ’em or hate ’em?
